Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Old People Zone

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. Its is a dimension as old as electricity and as awkward as a monkey on roller skates trying to juggle razor blades in a hurricane. It is the confusing time between a prosthetic hip and smelling like either bad meat or good cheese, between forgetting your first name and forgetting what day of the week it is, and it lies between the years with a full set of molars and the age where they walked to school in 5 feet of snow. This is the dimension of seasoned veterans. This is the old people zone.

1 comment:

Andrea Stemaly said...

Alex-
Look at the 2nd listed portion-it's definitely not paralle.